Putin(g) President D. J. Stump out to dry



“False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine, but leaving us the instant we cross into the shade.”  —   Christian Nestell Bove

A P P O R T I O N I N G   T H E   P R E S I D E N T 

President Trump has successfully converted the White House into a virtual Tower of Babel.

His daily tweets are similar to those biblically referenced arrows that Nimrod shot into the sky but as we all know Trump never hits his targets.

In the midst of all the confusion, growing distrust and insider leaks from his own trusted and intimidated staff he has managed somehow to create a special language which helps to protect him from public ridicule and embarrassment.

This seemingly random act on his part of referring to a cryptic and unknown language system does not either add flair nor panache to his controversial governing style. Members of both political parties are now seriously questioning his sanity and grasp on reality.

A few frantic searches on Google and the Rosetta Stone  website reveals that the word he uttered has no historic reality. Maybe he is in contact with the long-lost inhabitants of Atlantis? 

There is growing speculation that this avid television watching president might be trying to adapt the Klingon dialect to his idiomatic expressions.

There is also growing speculation that this seemingly insane president and avid student of imaginary history might be trying to combine the past 70 years of history into the first 1000 days of his presidency.

Where else could you find the distrust of the Joe McCarthy era , the brinkmanship of the Cuban Missile Crisis and the almost daily discharge of North Korean ICBM missiles anywhere else but in the current White House administration.

The above musical video is dedicated to all those staunch female Trump supporters who are still wooed and won over by this man’s free-flowing charm and inept charisma.

In the end the snake ends up doing what it does best.

That folks is really nothing to hiss at.  —-  gc




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Quote of the week: Goodness is about character - integrity, honesty, kindness, generosity, moral courage, and the like. More than anything else, it is about how we treat other people. --- Dennis Prager

7 Comments on Putin(g) President D. J. Stump out to dry

  1. I’m still trying very hard to remove the imaginative image of president Trump from my head, the one where he wore a pretty pink tu tu while curtsying to the Pope!

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  2. Reminds me of the Grinch song! Good one, Gerry!

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