“Most true things are kind of corny, don’t you think? But we make them more sophisticated out of sheer embarrassment.”― Michel Faber,
So you and your family are out and about enjoying a leisurely stroll through your favorite mall ready to explore a nearby farmer’s market when suddenly you feel yourself bombarded by a barrage of bird poop.
This happened recently to many passersby who happened to find themselves beneath a lighted mall directory tower. Crows perched themselves on the steel beams and launched unprovoked attacks on unsuspecting folks below.
The winged interlopers are a fair size and their sporadic bowel movements on the real estate and people below was creating health and safety issues and concerns.